I used to be a monster riding my purple and white banana seat bicycle with a basket and yellow and purple flowers, and streamers hanging from the handlebars up and down the block in my neighborhood. Actually, thats an exaggeration. My sister and i were only allowed to ride up and down a few houses under my mother's watchful eyes.
Anyhoo, now i'm too out of shape to ride a bike. And i hate them anyways. Bicyclists in NYC are a terror. They ride anywhere, then yell at you if you hit them. Not that i've ever hit one, but they always think they have the right of way. And now there are so many bicycle lanes in the city, that the roads are much narrower, and its harder to find parking. Its annoying. I mean, good for the bicyclists for being healthy and saving the environment, but when it becomes hard to find parking, i get a little annoyed. ehhehe
and THEN to top it off, yesterday, i was coming out of the deli with the new psychiatrist on my team. I'm looking at her and talking to her, when suddenly, i'm on the floor. I had tripped over a bicycle that was lying on the middle of the sidewalk and landed on top of it. A man ran out of the deli to help me up. =T and now my middle finger hurts. so do my shins, palms, and knees. To try to make me feel better, the psychiatrist said that she didnt see the bike either until i was actually on it. hahaha =D oh well. she had to find out i was a klutz sooner or later. FML.
There's this site called FML, F** My Life (fmylife.com) i love it!! I've always wanted to share all the crazy things that's happened to me on this site, and i kinda want to get back into xanga-ing cause i think its fun. so here's my little version of FML.
Today, my mom told me to try out for American Idol. Before i could voice my surprise at her support for my love of singing, she continued by saying, "You need to get yelled at by Simon." FML.
Today, I got a leg cramp from playing in the kids' rides at the outdoor mall. FML
A few weeks ago, I went to a Jon McLaughlin concert. In my rush to get ready, I put on my hard contact lenses, and instead of sticking the lense in my eye, i used the suction cup lense remover on my eye. Essentially, I suction cupped my eyeball. FML
Halfway to the concert, I realized i forgot my ticket. FML
Once, i gave myself a papercut on my eyelid from the pricetag while trying on a shirt. It hurt. A lot. FML
Yesterday, my boyfriend said i was classy and i farted. FML.
What to DO and what NOT to do at a chiropractor's office.
Don't make fun of your chiropractor when he is about to manipulate your neck!!!! Don't "stalk" your chiropractor in the sanctuary of his office Don't complain about the music! Don't fart on him
Do shower before an appointment Do relax and, if need be, take a nap Do call him a superstar!
saw this on Alex's xanga, thought i'd like to share.
"No matter
who you are, what you've done, where you've been, how terrible you’ve become, or how low you’ve allowed the devil to take you…
as long as you turn to Jesus, he WILL come for you.Ask and you shall receive…"
skit performed to the song, "Everything" by Lifehouse
